Lemme Guess. She had on Uggs?

19 Apr

Women…summer is coming…and it’s gonna be hot. You know who started Uggs…Han Solo….YES…and you hate Star Wars don’t you?


I don’t get upset when I see guys wearing Uggs. There is a male line. Plus Han Solo started it. Back to the summer. Ladies…you wore your Uggs all winter. They kept your feet warm. They did not survive however. They are what the French call ‘Killed’. They have patches color and none color, uneven fur and most ‘Ugg-ly’ is the soles of your Uggs. (Engage caps lock).

YOUR UGGS BEND IN AT AN ANGLE NOW. THEY ARE DONE. YOUR LOOK LIKE YOU ARE WALKING ON A TRIANGLE. THROW THEM OUT OR GET THEM RE-SOLED. GET YOUR SHOES SOME SOLE CAUSE THEY LOOK LIKE BEEN DOING THE LEAN PART OF THE MOON WALKER VIDEO ALL WINTER.

GET 140$ AND SOME TAX TOGETHER GRAB A NEW PAIR IF YOU LIKE THEM THAT MUCH. Thank you!!

Love always,

-Cezl

 

Fur sing bout Fur

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