Archive | June, 2011

Sports: NBA DRAFT / FINALS REVIEW

24 Jun


Yes…Dallas won…i’ve still been celebrating….

Somewhere in there someone will say the big white man beat the three black boys.

It’s haters eating breakfast right now somewhere. For any NBA Haters…Brian Cardinal has…wait…BRIAN CARDINAL HAS A RING NOW…YOU SHOULD BE MAD…BUT DOWN YOUR BREAKFAST AND GO HIT THE LAYUP LINES…Shawn Marion got a ring….I’m even mad about that…smh…

 

THINGS THAT NEED TO HAPPEN IN THE 2012 SEASON

 

-Develop a way to have people come to away games in their home state and instead of watching the big screen they can watch holograms of players on their home floor….SMART $$$$

-Get rid of teams like the WNBA and make the League more competitive. Less team, less bums, more comp, more attendance, more money $$$$ (Good bye Nets, Clippers, Raptors, Golden State, Sacramento and oooone more)

-Chris Bosh…it was nice knowing you…see you in Minnesota or Orlando

-The Great Dwight Hope…D. Howard need a new home David Stern. A good home too. Milwaukee Bucks, Atlanta Hawks, Charlotte, Washington, Philadelphia…ok maybe not Washington but you see what I’m getting at here? DO NOT SEND HIM TO THE WEST. THE WEST HAD TEAMS WITH BETTER RECORD THAN THE EAST THAT DIDN’T EVEN MAKE IT TO THE PLAYOFFS…The East is sweeeet.

-Allen Iverson and Blake Griffen….$$$$$$

Thank me Later

I Cant Speak For All Philadelphians: Jersey Girls

24 Jun

Jersey Girls don’t pump gas…NOBODY IN DIRTY JERSEY PUMPS GAS.

 I really would trash Jersey Girls, but trash at least gets picked up….

See youz at the shore Jersey Girl….BRING MONEY !!

 

You know you would...

 

 

VERSUS: Bob Marley VS Stevie Wonder

24 Jun

Jammin vs Master Blaster

Stevie Wonder &Bob Marley

 

Bob Marley – Jammin

 

Stevie Wonder – Master Blaster

LOVE ♥: She or he won’t claim me

24 Jun

If you are not married to someone, then you are single.

THIS IS ACCORDING TO THE TAX MAN !!!

 

Relationship advice is hard to give. The reason being…everything has been done. Everything is old news to someone with experience. Finding a baseline can be hard. Here is positive baseline to stand on when considering or while in a relationship…

“You should be able to feel unconfined in a relationship. Relationship are a lot of commitment if not all commitment. One really has to love and RESPECT the other person. One will have to accept a persons flaws and all. As much as you want to change a person one should let that person live freely in the relationship and love and respect them for who/ what they are. (Doing so on both ends is hard to find thus the challenge and the magic). Lastly, with complete acceptance of one and other one will be able to be completely (YES COMPLETELY)  honest with the other person NO MATTER HOW MUCH IT HURTS (cause you have accepted and trust and respect each other and it will be from the heart)

NEGATIVITY

-Trust no one

-That’s too hard to do and I have to have the upper hand

-All my relationships have always worked out, that’s why I’ve had so many

DISCLAIMER: Result may vary. Enter Relationships AT YOUR OWN RISK. Stay in Relationships at your own risk.  

Pause for Superman

24 Jun

I hit the sky like Clark Kent

I hit disguise like Clark Kent

thank you Juan Internet Jones

*RESUME*

VERSUS: Ointments Vs Creams

24 Jun

VS

 

When you go to a pharmacy, for most skin disorders (or what have you) you will find the same solutions formulated in ointment or creams.

Is the difference is mainly semantics?  NO. 

The two formulations have distinct differences which are important so you can choose which one is best for you. The type of formulation is the first difference between creams and ointments.

 

FACT ONE: WATER

Cream is primarily water based. Basically, it is oil in water.

BUT

Ointment is based in oil. It means it is a preparation of water in oil.

-Look at the specific percentage of water and oil content of ointments and creams. An ointment consists of 80 percent oil and 20 percent water. Creams are generally composed of 50 percent water and 50 percent oil. Some cream products have much lower oil component.

 

FACT TWO: SPREADY-NESS-NESS

Spreadability-ness  is a major difference between ointment and cream.

Ointments are greasier and they have thicker consistencies. One may not be able to spread ointments over large areas of the skin.

BUT

Creams have lighter consistencies so these work better if you want to cover large areas.

-Creams can be quickly absorbed by the skin. Ointments on the other hand stay longer on the surface of the skin and not easily absorbed. Ointments are best used on dry skin. They will keep the skin moist for longer periods thus promoting faster healing. Creams promote skin dryness. So they are better used on oily and greasy skin conditions.

DONT ASK ME, ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF YOU HAVE ONE which one is best for you !!!

Cream or Ointment.

The difference between creams and ointments boil down to their chief components. The former is water-based while the latter is oil-based.

Poft Zorn: Help Fight Oral Poverty

24 Jun

(clicking pictures below to enlarge them is not work safe)

 

 


Steak and BJ day is every Febuary 14…well they will be having Christmas in July…

Fight Oral Poverty Today and everyday you can….it’s free…Women and men around the world….AND NOT GOT DAM CHILDREN….

notice the mushroom tip