Cheesy Pick up Lines

12 Jun

You can thank me later

“I’ve never kissed an American girl before—I wonder if it’s the same.

“You are my monkey and you smell like bananas.”

“Are you from Tennessee? ‘Cause you’re the only ten I see !!”

“Are you Sharron?, ‘Cause I want some of what you got !!”

Bonus –

“Pizza walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says ‘We don’t serve food here !! “

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