Love: By numbers 15, 25, 9 and the letter S for Sonnets and Surgery

8 Oct

25 Fascinating Love Facts

1. Men who kiss their wives in the morning live five years longer than those who don’t.

2. People are more likely to tilt their heads to the right when kissing instead of the left (65 percent of people go to the right!)

3. When it comes to doing the deed early in the relationship, 78 percent of women would decline an intimate rendezvous if they had not shaved their legs or underarms.

4. Feminist women are more likely than other females to be in a romantic relationship.

5. Two-thirds of people report that they fall in love with someone they’ve known for some time vs. someone that they just met.

6. There’s a reason why office romances occur: The single biggest predictor of love is proximity.

7. Falling in love can induce a calming effect on the body and mind and raises levels of nerve growth factor for about a year, which helps to restore the nervous system and improves the lover’s memory.

8. Love can also exert the same stress on your body as deep fear. You see the same physiological responses pupil dilation, sweaty palms, and increased heart rate.

9. Brain scans show that people who view photos of a beloved experience an activation of the caudate, the part of the brain involving cravings.

10. The women of the Tiwi tribe in the South Pacific are married at birth.

11. Eleven percent of women have gone online and done research on a person they were dating or were about to meet, versus seven percent of men.

12. The “Love Detector” service from Korean cell phone operator KTF uses technology that is supposed to analyze voice patterns to see if a lover is speaking honestly and with affection. Users later receive an analysis of the conversation delivered through text message that breaks down the amount of affection, surprise, concentration and honesty of the other speaker.

13. Couples’ personalities converge over time to make partners more and more similar.

14. The oldest known love song was written 4,000 years ago and comes from an area between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers.

15. The tradition of the diamond engagement ring comes from Archduke Maximillian of Austria who, in the 15th century, gave a diamond ring to his fiancée, Mary of Burgundy.

16. Forty-three percent of women prefer their partners never sign “love” to a card unless they are ready for commitment.

17. People who are newly in love produce decreased levels of the hormone serotonin,  low  levels seen in people with obsessive-compulsive disorder. Perhaps that’s why it’s so easy to feel obsessed when you’re smitten.

18. Philadelphia International Airport finished as the No. 1 best airport for making a love connection, according to an online survey.

19. According to mathematical theory, we should date a dozen people before choosing a long-term partner; that provides the best chance that you’ll make a love match.

20. A man’s beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.

21. Every Valentine’s Day, Verona, the Italian city where Shakespeare’s play Romeo and Juliet took place, receives around 1,000 letters addressed to Juliet.

21.  People telling the story of how they fell in love overwhelmingly believe the process is out of their control.

22.When we get dumped, for a period of time we love the person who rejected us even more, says Dr. Helen Fisher of Rutgers University and author of Why We Love. The brain regions that lit up when we were in a happy union continue to be active.




First 15 Mistakes Women Make

(click below)


(Cez’L Ver 1.1)

1) Fine
Let them win now if there is a fight. If they use it regularly then take that “fine” as nothing and let it simmer to a boil, then handle it. No need in dealing with it now.

2) Five Minutes
Is a lie. Add 40 min, fire up a video game, a sporting event or a movie.  Five minutes you are going into OVERTIIIIIME. (You guys will be late together, get over it)

3) Nothing

Your pot is beginning to boil, but not boiling. Take nothing and punt it away. Don’t go for it on 4th. If you are calm then the dog/ snake/ lion/ lamba will be calm, if you are concerned then you will get bitten. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (#1 on the list). *You may be viewed as insensitive…at least you’re not lying about how you feel waiting to start an argument*

4) Go Ahead
Don’t Do It! or Have a plan J, K, L or M, N or O, or P. Tone is everything. You don’t want to learn later that you could have went. Listen to your woman’s tone, ask her to repeat the words while you stand extremely close to her.

5) Loud Sigh
Never good. She’s thinking about all the things (naughty) she could be doing to someone else cause you can’t take the trash out or something dumb cause it’s the 9th inning and the score is 1-1….full count 2nd batter…Loud sigh means sacrifice everything and show me you care or understand or are capable (at least once)

6) That’s Okay
Retribution will be mine, I will turn this around on you when you least expect it. You will be sorry, so so sorry. The worst response yet. You never know how diabolical things are getting in her mind. (Buy flowers and or candy…and chloroform).

7) Thanks
If it’s sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all then DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome, that will bring on a ‘whatever’. Thanks is all about tone as well. Take it smile and nod, forehead kiss if you can and act oblivious to your transgressions.

8 ) Whatever
Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU! or that you are scum or in her mind “Whatever, the milkman will be coming tomorrow to see our child”

9) Don’t worry about it, I got it
You clearly have your purpose in your woman’s life. If she has to do something herself that you should be doing (trash, lawn, sheet rock, killing the mouse) then you are in a world of dry P P and frustration. Get your lazy but up and make sure she does complete the task cause if not there will be so much smoke in the city you’re gonna wish you did it the first time she asked you last year…

But what do I know about Love anyway….?


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