Love: Cez’L 2012 Kick Off on love and relationships

17 Jan

Ladies, want to keep your man ? Men, want to keep your lady? Here are some simple tips.

Religion is a secret key to keeping your loved one.

Ladies

Pray Philippians 1:9,10 for your partner. “And this is my pray; that your love may abound more and more in knowledge and depth and insight, so that you may be able to discern what is best and may be pure and blameless for the day of Christ.

Men

Look to the Bible and Genesis 1:27, 31 and remind women God created man in his own image, in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them.  And God blessed them. And God said to them, “Be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth and subdue it, and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the birds of the heavens and over every living thing that moves on the earth.” 

Outside of Religion here are some other tips

Ladies

Fear has become your best friend. Do not live and dance with fear but over come it. In overcoming fear, women also be humble because elephants have bigger vaginas (than you) and they don’t pay half when the go out to eat. In all seriousness…Women that want equality or feel entitled (for whatever personal reasons) need to take that same equality passion when the check comes as well as when the the lifeboats are released, if not keep all hands on deeeeck.

Men

Baby daddy nonsense is making being a bastard seem cool. Keep a higher standard for the extreme extension of yourself. Build your immortality….er I mean kingdom.

Ladies

A-Hole guys were once nice guys at one point until some female made them gaurded. They they dog a chick out…lets say…YOU… That chick was a nice girl at one point until she experience an A-hole guy. Try to break the endless cycle  early to maintain your sanity and happiness.

Men

Women have a funny way of forgetting things when it is convenient for them…let them get away with it. All is fair in love and war. If you plan on fighting a woman with logic then your best bet is attacking them speaking Chinese.

Ladies

Try not to give it up for month just so that you can give it up to this guy (that waited for a month) for the rest of your life no matter how bad he treats you under any circumstance and conditions…

Men

Get tested. Don’t trust her further than you can throw her. Women deal in forever. If she can burn you forever she will just so you will remember her just so somewhere in her mind she is getting attention when fire is shooting out you dig bick.

Ladies

Get off the phone and stop talkin to me all day. Get a hobby for your hubby/ buddy. You are boring. P word can’t be your only hustle. All good things come to an end so have some new good things coming in that don’t envolve the mailman, or your work boyfriend, or the dog and peanut butter. The time apart will do your relationship some good or at least give you something interesting to talk to your partner about.

Do it for the Love…L-O-V-E.  -Michael Jackson

your either giving them up or getting them

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