Do Not Travel to Place real X Men can’t help you

4 Feb

Yes. Do NOT travel to:

Mexico (end up missing) , Columbia (end up missing), Hait (end up a zombie), Algeria (war men only), Niger (what), Chad (death).

Sudan (death), Nigeria (email hell), Congo (death my monkey), Somalia (walk the plank), Kenya(run over to death), and Yemen (yemen me too).

Iraq (oil heat death), Afghanistan (death by US amry), Pakistan (kiss of death), and Philippines (trill to death).

Mauritania and  Mali?????? (Research shows – Mauritania has been experiencing random terrorist activity for a couple of years now, and it has intensified in the last year. Earlier this summer, an American teacher in the capital was murdered during a failed kidnapping attempt, and just last week a suicide bomber blew himself up in front of the French embassy. In both cases, al Qaeda claimed responsibility. A security team came in from Washington to do an evaluation, and deemed Mauritania unsafe for service. Thus, we find ourselves here, considering the next step.)

I don’t see Cuba, Antarctica  or Detroit in the RED

REAL LIFE XMEN to the Rescue

…i dont think so…

Everything aint all good in real life

I’m gonna say that’s :

Jewish Kitty Pride, black Wolverine (wild animal?),typical Caucasian American Cyclops, Blonde hair blue eyed Phoenix (sorry red heads), African American (non literal this time) Storm, old politician looking non Jewish Magneto, non heterosexual cross dressing White Queen (makes more sense anyway), agile and small framed but strong Asian Nite Crawler and Middle Eastern tannish looking Professor X (pic a place that’s not in red from the map above).

PROPS: Artist Aviv Or has created these amazing illustrations of Greendale’s finest

Pictured: (l-r) Ken Jeong as Seni or Chang, Danny Pudi as Abed, Gillian Jacobs as Britta, Joel McHale as Jeff Winger, Yvette Nicole Brown as Shirley, Alison Brie as Annie, Donald Glover as Troy, Chevy Chase as Pierce


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