Cezl Twitter: Oct 2012

I take fun seriously

Asses should be seen not heard

If packs of cigarettes were left in from of building in a study some people would take them others would sell them, some would see a trap others would ask for more….what would you do otherwise

People would fuck over “fuck” if it could be fucked.  #lastpoets

You dont have feeling in my  house until you start paying bills.

Big boats turn slow

People will turn your truth into a lie and a lie into gospel
Self interest is the only way to gain money

Short life, regular life or long life, you must spend doing what you want to do

The more  you care, the less money you probably make. #life

50 Cent has a time machine…#LOOPER movie with gatmen and gatman and robin #jayztimemachine #kanyetimemachine

Most women don’t know they want to be a trophy wife and pretend they know what it means to be a partner. #love

Marriage is the greatest show on Earth that you will perform in #marriage #divorce

Beauty is an opinion not a fact

Women now really don’t like photos of anything  but their bodies, but wonder why we don’t pay attention to any ting but their bodies #women #prettygirls

Women are the most confused creatures on earth and when they are not confused they are viewed as crazy or lesbians and sometimes worst

When you’re white the sky is the limit, when you are (place race here including white but not limited to black) the limit is the sky. #race #color

Don’t be a scared bitch

You can’t afford to ❤ me because roses are red, violets are blue, vodka is cheaper than dinner for two (2) #savemoney #makemoney

SWEET – secretly we eat elephant testicles (every testicle)

SWAG – secretly we are gay #swag #meaningofswag

Kobe play like every shot is the final shot

Presidential is debate is used to catch the big fish #debate #romney #obama

Dont hang your head for anyone, life has no price, the price has already been paid #hope
Don’t let yesterdays failures ruin the beauty of today, because each day has its own promise of love, joy and forgiveness  (es)
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DID SOMETHING FOR THE FIRST TIME #onelife #yolo

if i had a twitter page this is what i would probably say….

Cezl Twitter: March Part 2

If I was on twitter i’d sound Like THIS !!

Im gonna name my gun Beretta Scott King

Innocence is lost in inches

Deep down all Eminems are chocolate

If you rock back and forth it may be easier to get you ish out #rappers

I wouldn’t sell you a bridge when i could sell you the water underneath

It’s scary when the name of a girl you like in real life ends up being in your junk mail spam

 

Cez’l Tweets: March Part 1

If I was on twitter i’d sound Like THIS !!

They say blacks are lazy, but this could be from a high carb diet…

If this is what girls that hate themselves look like then I love it

Mother of God…God doesn’t have a mother

You’re a sweet girl but your head shouldn’t be made of candy

You drive like you’re trying to win a Political race

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Cez’l Tweets: Feb Part 2

If I was on twitter i’d sound Like THIS !!

You are not the voice of the people,  you are the voice of Riley

Vegans are a bunch or “Grassholes”

Remember when people used to steal CD’s, pull cell phone antennas out, the Mask was the funniest movie ever, Eek the Cat, pens with clocks and Balki?

Anyone else trying to figure out the day Jay Z and Beyonce conceived ??

Sorry to tell you, but your future has already begun

Marshal Mathers the 3rd?? where were the first 2?

Never regret something/ someone that once made you smile

Don’t bite the hand that feeds you, it will break your teeth

Life hands me women when I need lemons…

I need to watch The Little Mermaid again…and so do you

Rappers Rap cause they can’t pass the pee test

Cez’l Twitters will be featured a Post (not Page)

We turned Big Brother on ourselves wit youtube, twitter & facebook

that’s why I don’t have a Twitter page. I say a lot of things. They will be posted as regular post to keep you from clicking all over the place…here’s all my January quotes…er um Twitters

Jan 23rd, 2012

CEZ’L Screw me, feed me, and make sure I get to work #love

Jan 22nd, 2012

CEZ’L There has to be Amish sluts#gearup

Jan 21th, 2012

CEZ’L Yesterdays raw is tomorrows filet #modonnatimemachine

CEZ’L@MichaelJackson, Everything he did was an association with being a kid forever #angrynintendonerd

CEZ’L I like my Ramon noodles dry, not soggy #topramon

Jan 20th, 2012

CEZ’L Would you rather have TV fame or internet fame #question

CEZ’L Flowers wont get you the same results guns will #peace

CEZ’L I’m not a doctor but I can make you feel better#house

Jan 19th 2012

CEZ’L George Lucus traded for Herman Cain in Racial Draft #chappelleshow

CEZ’L It’s bitch season…and it’s looking like winter #allthewrongplaces

CEZ’L I’m gonna make a movie called ‘Don’t Watch this Movie #yesididyesidid

CEZ’L 69 Love Affair was a song back in the day #ohbabyilikeitraw

Jan 18th 2012

CEZ’L I hate when bum/ homeless people have hot Jordans #salty

Jan 17 2012

CEZ’L Does the new gay black Spiderman still love Mary Jane #justsayin

CEZ’L Do you know any guys named Shirley #whatsinaname

CEZ’L Any bio majors out there need help studying? #creep

CEZ’L I wish it was a hundred and warm today #cold

CEZ’L Miami Heat have to double team while no team doubles them #dallas

January

CEZ’L Just tell her you got something a lil bigger at your house #rude

CEZ’L Even when the sun shines in it aint yellow #allthatglitteraintgold

CEZ’LYou choose Zues but I’m colder #jayz

CEZ’L Want to succeed as much as you need to breath #attainsuccess

January

CEZ’L They used to pay to play now they pray #gooddieyoung

CEZ’L Women try to keep your Uterus off E #keepittight

CEZ’L Water can be wasted cause you are paying for it #logic

CEZ’L We had sexual relations because making love sound irritating #love

CEZ’L Wont buy a bottle for $30. Will buy 3 drink for $21 plus $5 tip #money

CEZ’L This stuff, this stuff right here my term of endearment for persons of African decent #nwordisdead

January

CEZ’L They keep us focused on the things that keep us weak #theman

CEZ’L There is no greater burden than great potential #charlesshulz

CEZ’L That’s dumb now your bed sheets have become your husband #women

CEZ’L My shoe collection is more like a shoesuem #nikeonly

CEZ’L She got a lil soul in her, she must be Korean #karaoke

January

CEZ’L She be off the ranch with wifi #datenite

CEZ’L This is off the lid #philliesicecream

CEZ’L I know you want that gun Zed…i want you to get it #pulpfiction

CEZ’L Nothing open right now except legs and liqour #insomnia

January

CEZ’L Breeze by you HAM like Louisiana man #jayz

CEZ’L Clear history…then call 911 #sexaccidents

CEZ’L Don’t try me, it aint my first time at the rodeo #donttryme

CEZ’L Don’t look at the finger, but what the finger is pointing at #brucelee

CEZ’L For yor sanity parts of your life shouldn’t be discussed or public #life

January

CEZ’L Give her a drink, it’s on you #chance

CEZ’L If you’re in my bedroom I have to offer you sex #itsthelaw

CEZ’L I have a nasty habit of looking nice#cezl

CEZ’L IRS claimed my tax cause I can’t explain why I claimed my cat #hiphop

January

CEZ’L Life’s purpose in your life is? #life

CEZ’L I‘m not living this life to hear I can’t cause can’t means wont #ambition

CEZ’L Misery love company, sorry about the bad news…#hate

CEZ’L I can only be better than everyone else #cezl

CEZ’L You’d like to think it’s my britches but no it’s what’s in me bitches #cezl

January

CEZ’L I’m not smart but I can lift heavy things #cezl

CEZ’L Nobody gives you chances, you have to take them #love

CEZ’L Aint NOBODY more perfect except for me #cezl

CEZ’L You don’t want to no parts for me and the parts you do want you got to be a certain hieght to get on #cezl

CEZ’L I dont eat pork cause it’s cannibalism #cezl

January

CEZ’L She was too young to fall in love and I was too young to know #love

CEZ’L The Wicked flee when none pursue #cezl

CEZ’L If just one rose knew my name thenit would be worth it#love

CEZ’L If I had a Twitter account then these are the things i’d Tweet #cezl