Gay Rights. Gay’s Right. Gay Right. Gays’ Right. Gay Writes.

Another pandemic as big as racism sweeping across the world is ” THE GAY “>  Llike being gay hasn’t been around since the beginning of time. They had/ have rules against it in the old testament. And what’s older than the old testament, NOTHING !! I mean really, 40 years ago in the 70s ind you they had (and still have) villages and village people. I wasn’t as cool as it was back then, being put in Greco Roman art and talked about in the 80s comedy clubs but nowadays people are having heart attacks. Families are being broken and folks are sue-ing the pants off of people for the F word even.

Oversea people are getting their lights turned out, clocks cleanded and straight up murdered for being who they are. State side people are choosing I believe. Like 50 percent of people are legit, 25 percent picked it up on a molestation charge  and the rest are fly by night F words jumping in and out of the lifestyle. Why do I say this? Well their are too many Lesbians that can’t stand how women treat them worst than men and Men who hardcore want kids and to raise a family in a traditional woman man house hold…being gay on the side like fries.

(Could you sue for being called a N-gger, well don’t try to make it like the black issue cause blacks are still waiting to get paid for a lot of hard work is my only gripe if any with the gay community.)

You see, some people out there like licorice, umm yummy right, hell NO, it’s nasty. BUT if YOU like licorice then have at it all you want. What YOU like is what YOU like. We can laugh joke and play when someone dates an ugly guy/ girl in a heterosexual relationship but would you break up their happiness…cause they were BORN UGLY. Ok well that’s not a good example but, what I am saying is that if someone wanted to date ugly people that’s THEIR right. They can take it up with your God, or their God or the God they don’t believe in. I don’t like asparagus but I’m not gonna march for or against it cause it’s none of my business. No one likes public display of affection so do that stuff at home EVERYONE, yes every one…teens, adults, gays and straights. I have 5 gay friends does not make you the gay rights liaison either.

What I know for sure with all my heart is that I can stand on is that there is comedy in every thing and I will demonstrate though the pictures below…

(also never scream Lesbian Lesbian Lesbian or you will unleash the Gay Beetlejuice whom will on sprinkle rainbow glitter magic all over you straight lifestlyes and eat your babies literally)

GET IN THE GAY !!! Click Below

Yummy Delicious Gifs

Yummy Delicious GIfs – April 2012

Disney: VS Lion King vs Kimba the White Lion

more disney HERE

We all loved the  Lion King. Awesome movie, awesome graphics but NOT disney at it’s finest.

Disney seems to have ‘aquired’ the story from Tezuka ‘Kimba the White Lion’.

Allegedly based on the Hamlet (Shakespeare) the similarity  to Tezuka seem all too close.

YOU DECIDE

 

 

Yummy Delicious Gifs

funny Gifs, cool gifs

GIFS TIFFs JPEGs PNGs and More

Guest Site

http://www.wfu.edu/~matthews/misc/graphics/formats/formats.html

So you want to know what these file extentions mean because you didn’t go to school for graphic design…or maybe you’re just a curious (blank). I went to school for graphic design so i’m excited. In the words of eternal Mario…”here we go”…

JPG, GIF, TIFF, PNG, BMP and many other file types are used to encode digital images.

Part of the reason for picture file types is the need for compression. Image files can be quite large, and larger file types mean more computer space usage and slower downloads. Compression is a term used to describe ways of cutting down the size of the file. Compression – to make smaller.

Another reason for the many file types is that images differ in the number of colors they contain. Few colors, reduced file size.

SUMMARY

GIFs and JPGs are the formats used for nearly all web images. PNG is supported by most of the latest generation browsers. TIFF is not widely supported by web browsers, and should be avoided for web use. PNG does everything GIF does, and better. PNG will not replace JPG, since JPG is capable of much greater compression of photographic images, even when set for quite minimal loss of quality

Lossy vs. Lossless compression

A lossless compression algorithm discards no information.

A lossy algorithms accept some degradation in the image in order to achieve smaller file size.

File Types

GIF (pronouced ‘JIF’) Graphics Interchange Format

Compress large pictures to small pictures, this is why GIFs can be used for small animations and low-resolution film clips. It’s not true color and resolution, just a compressed version of it.

GIF achieves compression in two ways. First, it reduces the number of colors of color-rich images, thereby reducing the number of bits needed per pixel,  Second, it replaces commonly occurring patterns with a short/ combined patterns.

GIF creates a table of up to 256 colors from a pool of 16 million. If the image has fewer than 256 colors, GIF can render the image exactly. When the image contains many colors, software that creates the GIF uses any of several algorithms to approximate the colors in the image with the limited palette of 256 colors available. Better algorithms search the image to find an optimum set of 256 colors. GIFs can be still pictures as well. They are usually simple color that compress well

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JPEG/ JPG (pronounced jay peg) Joint Photographic Experts Group

optimized for photographs and similar continuous tone images that contain many, many colors. It can achieve astounding compression ratios even while maintaining very high image quality. JPG works by analyzing images and discarding kinds of information that the eye is least likely to notice. It stores information as 24 bit color. The degree of compression of JPG is adjustable (you can adjust JPEGs compression).

At moderate compression levels of photographic images, it is very difficult for the eye to discern any difference from the original, even at extreme magnification.

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TIFF – Tagged Image File Format

 A very flexible format that can be lossless or lossy. The details of the image storage algorithm are included as part of the file. TIFF is used almost exclusively as a lossless image (exact with all file info/ same as orginal, thus a pain to edit once saved like PNG files and good for non reproducing and altering ) storage format that uses no compression at all. Most graphics programs that use TIFF do not compress. Consequently, file sizes are quite BIG (thus causing other formats and file types like JPEG to be more popular).

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PNG – Portable Network Graphics

A lossless storage format (exact with all file info/ same as orginal). However, in contrast with common TIFF usage, it looks for patterns in the image that it can use to compress file size. The compression is exactly reversible, so the image is recovered exactly.

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RAW

Image output option available on some digital cameras. Though lossless, it is a factor of three of four smaller than TIFF files of the same image. Raw files are so named because they are not yet processed and therefore are not ready to be printed or edited with a bitmap graphics editor. 

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BMP – Bitmap Image File / Device Independent Bitmap (DIB) file

An uncompressed proprietary format invented by Microsoft. (Exclusive to Microsoft, kinda like Apple products can only be used by Apple)

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PSD/  PSP –  Photoshop Document

Proprietary formats used by graphics programs. Photoshop’s files have the PSD extension, while Paint Shop Pro files use PSP. These are the preferred working formats as you edit images in the software, because only the proprietary formats retain all the editing power of the programs. These packages use layers to build complex images, and layer information may be lost in the nonproprietary formats such as TIFF and JPG.

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Poft Zorn: Mixed bag of tricks and gifs

Poft Zorn aint work safe son…

Deal With It GIF (plus small GIF farm)

I shoot the GIF like i’m hollering DIE SANTA…or is it GIF like JIFFY PUFF??

 

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Lord Skeletor Vader

Ryan Renders mash up of Darth Vader and Skeletor. BRILLIANT. 

Imagine He-Man and Luke running around. No. This is the most awesome evil that’s been created since Nutella.

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Simple enough…he would be a bad ass in Star Wars.

I went ahead and edited this creation to my own specs…but the original is the original hotness.

Cezl edit

 

 

 

War on World: Thank You Troops

What are we fighting for? Oil and Gas Prices?

Shout out to all the troops fighting and protecting my civilian ASS!

Crazy Cat Lady Chronicats

 

It would be unfair to get in ‘race’ cause i’m not a racist. People can do whatever they want with THEIR money. I JUST FIND IT INTERESTING…wouldn’t be me though…

I don’t love cats…but the internet cat game cray…cats are soo cute right ??

CLICK

CLICK

Stop

STOP

MAD ??

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO…

 

Cool December Gifs

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A Clockwork Racism (This is a test)

Firstly,
The term Clockwork Orange refers to forcing someone to act as an automaton as opposed to behaving naturally .

What are your thoughts when you repeat this words lad:

Mexicans have it all figured out, they spend money how they want, drive the cars they wanna drive, have kids whenever and leave and enter the country whenever they want

Asians have it all figured out, they spend money how they want, drive the cars they wanna drive, have kids whenever and leave and enter the country whenever they want

Blacks have it all figured out, they spend money how they want, drive the cars they wanna drive, have kids whenever and leave and enter the country whenever they want

Jews have it all figured out, they spend money how they want, drive the cars they wanna drive, have kids whenever and leave and enter the country whenever they want

Rednecks have it all figured out, they spend money how they want, drive the cars they wanna drive, have kids whenever and leave and enter the country whenever they want

East Indians have it all figured out, they spend money how they want, drive the cars they wanna drive, have kids whenever and leave and enter the country whenever they want

Whites have it all figured out, they spend money how they want, drive the cars they wanna drive, have kids whenever and leave and enter the country whenever they want

Alaskans have it all figured out, they spend money how they want, drive the cars they wanna drive, have kids whenever and leave and enter the country whenever they want

Jamaicans have it all figured out, they spend money how they want, drive the cars they wanna drive, have kids whenever and leave and enter the country whenever they want

… it iz trippy right? Iz Racism still alive in our brains? Is media and small doses of stereotype placed in your daily air feed.

Try this too:

Hi my name is Mary from JT Marlin Bank
Hi my name is Tran from JT Marlin Bank
Hi my name is Rosa from JT Marlin Bank
Hi my name is Anna from JT Marlin Bank
Hi my name is Pilet from JT Marlin Bank
Hi my name is Babar from JT Marlin Bank
Hi my name is Lizzy from JT Marlin Bank
Hi my name is Juanita from JT Marlin Bank
Hi my name is Tyreeka from JT Marlin Bank
Hi my name is Elizabeth from JT Marlin Bank
Hi my name is Diamond from JT Marlin Bank
Hi my name is Ling Ling from JT Marlin Bank
Hi my name is Stephanie from JT Marlin Bank
Hi my name is Hapshepsut from JT Marlin Bank

Usually certain names pull off certain triggers like ‘Oh mane, I am in for some real B.S.’ . If you ever called Verizon then you know what I am talking about.  We are usually disappointed if  a person doesn’t ‘come thru’ for us when we speak with someone we are most comfortable. Our feeling may be basic instincts or we conditioned so well by media and whatever is out there, that we don’t ever know it.

If you saw A Clockwork Orange then you have an idea about how programming and conditioning the human mind can have negative effect no matter how fine tuned. Do I think we are programmed to be racist. No. Not at all. ‘But something rally wrong here’ if you read the above statements felt some kind of way. “*My point to begin with was, ? did you  to act as an automaton as opposed to behaving naturally because you were unknowingly forced to*??” Was it in the way that ‘peanut butter, jelly and tuna sandwiches’ make you feel while  reading the words without even having a bite? Ask Alex how it feels to even think of hate. We are getting off easy.

I thought I made up the phrase. “conspiracy media theory” until I found out otherwise.

Apple I phone Pad: Something nice

I trash apple. Apple doesnt get upset. Small things to a giant. Win Win. Now i WILL say something nice. Something Nice !! Ok, on to the picture farm….

Smoking is cool and iPhones are cool. No wait. This is not a bad idear though. Weed anyone ???

“I’m celling dope, straight through the iPhone” -Rick Ross

What drugs ?? My Pretty…

So then I wanted to make it real racist. Racism this wouldnt be though. It’d be Anti Semitic. I know like 8 jewish people though, i swear. Maybe if I counter it with an actual racist joke….here we go….

Anti-Semitic but somewhat kinda true right ??

Racist but somewhat kinda true right ?????

VERSUS: Gay CNN Anchors

So far there is nothing wrong with being gay. A lot of people have a problem with that. I think about how Sarah Conner fought so hard to hide her identity from SkyNet and the Terminators….

Anyway. CNN has some gay anchors. They are as diverse as a any other network now…I mean MORE THAN any other network…the thing is…

WHO IS THE GAYEST…

There is like who is the coolest cartoon dad, the coolest teen kid, the blacker athlete,  the coolest TV family….WHO IS THE GAYEST ANCHOR….it is 2011…everyone is coming out…WHO IS GAY-ER…

And by Gay-er we mean, who looks better and is better at being gay not straight on air while maintaining a professional demeanor while remaining gay hot….no homo

 Anderson Cooper        VS      Don Lemon (Lem-moan)

VS